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Mon Jan 4, 2010, 4:51 PM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Clutch.
  • Reading: Moon Dance.
  • Watching: 'Venture Bros.'.
  • Playing: Redge.
  • Eating: Viscera and Lungs.
  • Drinking: Liquid Uranium.
1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
Graduate.

2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for this year?
Don't remember last year's, and this year's I'll definitely keep - and make.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Probably.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
I think? I'd prefer to say no, though.

5. What countries did you visit?
None, unfortunately.

6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
More Jeckster.

7. What dates from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Easter; July 23rd - anniversary <3; Christmas; Birthday; Graduation Day; ..Derp.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Graduating.

9. What was your biggest failure?
I don't know.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I reckon.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Any of my video games, or..Joshua. <3

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Pretty much my entire senior class and our families during Graduation ceremony.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Daeltun "The Wapanese Cocksucker" Rider.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Gamestop. The commissary. Big Bad Toy Store.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
'Left 4 Dead 2'. Graduating. Jeckster.

16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
'Electric Worry' by Clutch, quite possibly?

17. Compared to this time last year, are you...
a) ... happier or sadder? Happier.
b) ... thinner or fatter? Thinner.
c) ... richer or poorer? Erf.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Defending. Talking. Whatever.

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Crying. Guilt. Whatever.

20. How will you be spending [enter winter religious holiday of your choice]?
Spent it with family.

21. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
Spent it at home.

22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
Yes. I still am.

23. How many one-night stands?
None.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
'Simpsons' & 'To Catch a Predator', as always.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yes. More than you could ever comprehend.

26. What was the best book you read?
'The Gunslingers' or 'Dead Sea'. One o' those two.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
I re-discovered Clutch.

28. What did you want and get?
'Left 4 Dead 2' and ';Pokemon Platinum'.

29. What did you want and not get?
The correct 'Brain Dead' DVD. XD That's alright, Mama, I know you tried. <3

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
'The Princess & The Frog'.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
19, and I went to dinner with my family and found out a hero of my husband's was dead. For the most part, though, it was a good birthday.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Hm. Seeing a few particular people. <3 Oh, and that fucking VA Bill getting through, goddamn.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Good enough for me.

34. What kept you sane?
Roy. Mama. The Crew.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I'll always fancy Clive Owen the most.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Fucking goddamn useless no-experience dipshit popularity fuckhead getting put into the Presidential office. He's a-gon' save us, oh lawdy, he's a-gon' do it! WHATHEFUCKHASHEFUCKINGDONENOTHINGGODDAMI TADG KJSGLALKDSJFA JLFJLADSGLD L.. D:<<<<<

37. Who did you miss?
Jeremy, Shane, Crystal, Camille, Tony. Erf.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
I've met a buncha adult people I'm really rather fond of.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Kill Daeltun "The Wapanese Cocksucker" Rider, because he is a useless, traitorous, abusive, worthless piece of shit and deserves nothing but rape by human and animal kind.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year...
Pretty much every verse from Clutch's 'Electric Worry'.

Bye.

"Hey, Where Da White Women At??"

Sat Jan 2, 2010, 8:38 PM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Clutch.
  • Reading: Moon Dance.
  • Watching: 'Venture Bros.'.
  • Playing: Redge.
  • Eating: Viscera and Lungs.
  • Drinking: Liquid Uranium.
1. What is your character's name?
Damien Hellfyre.

2. What is your character's name in another language?
I've no idea.

3. How old is he/she?
Death-Age: 24
Actual Age: 866

4. What is your character's race/species?
Half-Demon, Irish Human.

5. Do they have a crush?
Nicholas Heaventhe'.

6. Do they have many friends?
Nah.

7. What planet is your character from?
Born of Earth, a home in Hell.

8. Does your character like to eat?
Meaty, greasy stuff. Fries, burgers, steaks..

9. What's his/her favourite food?
Fries.

10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Whiskey, Coke.

11. Is your character annoying?
Whenever he was inebriated, he had bastard tendencies. Otherwise he tries to avoid rather than irritate.

13. Is your character loved?
By a few.

14. Is your character hated?
By more than he'd care to admit.

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
Nah.

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Pansexual, rather.

17. Is she/he a virgin?
Nah.

18. Name 3 hobbies...
Machinery, Military, Travelling.

19. Is your character normal?
Define.

20. Is your character attractive?
Depends on who you ask, but I'd think so. Derp.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Used to be by drinking, now it's mostly just anger or ignorance all over again.

22. Does your character have other forms?
Other than his big ol' retractable wings giving him the ability to fly, no.

23. Does your character overreact?
He can; everybody does.

24. Is your character a criminal?
In some of his ol' lives, sure.

25. Does your character go to school?
Nah.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Average.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Besides the vampiric, coagulated-blood-drinky shit? Nah. Nah.

28. Is your character dead?
Yes, very.

29. Does your character have a family?
Yeh.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Oh, aplenty.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Nicholas, Louis, Dero.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None of 'em.

33. Is your character single?
Nah.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Yes, three or so.

35. Does he/she have an element?
Fire, being a Sagittarius. (I assume you meant that type?)

36. Do you role-play your character?
I'd like to, but nobody really knows shit about these particular characters..nor do they really care.

37. Do you write about your character?
Occasionally.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
The worst.

39. Does your character get depressed?
He tries not to.

40. What's your characters favourite animal?
Dogs (big ones), bats..

41. Does your character have any fears?
Everyone does. His are probably responsibility-related.

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Nick, Lou', and Dero.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
(The late) Chaoseth, Louis.

44. Does your character like music?
Yes, Metallica being his most favoured.

45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
Metal, Classic Rock, Classical..

46. Is he/she impatient?
Depends, but mostly no.

47. What's something funny about your character?
............OhIdon'tknow.

48. Name 5 nicknames
1. Hellfyre.
2. Hellbeast.
3. Half-Demon.
4. Satan-Son.
5. Mick

49. Does your character curse?
Terribly so.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Noffin'.

--

1. What is your character's name?
Dero Schwartz.

2. What is your character's name in another language?
I'unno.

3. How old is he/she?
16 at death. 21 now.

4. What is your character's race/species?
German.

5. Do they have a crush?
Louis Haydred.

6. Do they have many friends?
Nah.

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth.

8. Does your character like to eat?
Oh, yes!

9. What's his/her favourite food?
Meats, meats, meats.

10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Milk, Mezzo Mix.

11. Is your character annoying?
He can be, when it's on accident he's usually not aware.

13. Is your character loved?
Yessir.

14. Is your character hated?
By more than he'd like to admit.

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
No.

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Fag.

17. Is she/he a virgin?
Nah.

18. Name 3 hobbies...
Eating, Playing, doing stuff with his three favourite allies.

19. Is your character normal?
Define.

20. Is your character attractive?
Depends on who you ask.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
By being obnoxious, by being quiet, by showing them..whatever.

22. Does your character have other forms?
A big ol', ragged weredog.

23. Does your character overreact?
He can.

24. Is your character a criminal?
Yes.

25. Does your character go to school?
Used to.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Average.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Erf.

28. Is your character dead?
Yes.

29. Does your character have a family?
Yes.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Of course.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Being with his little crew.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None.

33. Is your character single?
Nah.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Yes.

35. Does he/she have an element?
Water.

36. Do you role-play your character?
Derf.

37. Do you write about your character?
Sometimes.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Not really. At worst, it's bratty and kid-like.

39. Does your character get depressed?
Occasionally.

40. What's your characters favourite animal?
Dogs, circus animals.

41. Does your character have any fears?
Eh, some, sure.

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Food, kids, his friends.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Louis, Nicholas, Damien.

44. Does your character like music?
Well, sure.

45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
Industrial.

46. Is he/she impatient?
Yes.

47. What's something funny about your character?
Um..well, he's a clown. Most people don't find clowns very funny, but he's a clown anyway. And a damned good one.

48. Name 5 nicknames
1. Schwartz.
2. Black.
3. Black-Dog.
4. Schwarzes Hund.
5. Cub or Pup.

49. Does your character curse?
Yeh, but not that bad.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Noffin'.

Caved ribs and edible arrangements and argyle earwigs and eggs.

Happy Birthday, Little Pioneer!

Mon Dec 28, 2009, 10:29 PM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Clutch.
  • Reading: Moon Dance.
  • Watching: 'Venture Bros.'.
  • Playing: Redge.
  • Eating: Viscera and Lungs.
  • Drinking: Liquid Uranium.
New Year's Resolution: Successfully make a crawfish casserole, as well as some other Creole goods. <3

DERF, another year older,
-D.

Ahaha, Merry Christmas.

Thu Dec 24, 2009, 4:50 PM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Clutch.
  • Reading: Moon Dance.
  • Watching: 'Venture Bros.'.
  • Playing: Redge.
  • Eating: Viscera and Lungs.
  • Drinking: Liquid Uranium.
Character Chart
Character’s full name: Louis Maynard Haydred.
Reason or meaning of name: Louis - "Famous Warrior", French origin.
Character’s nickname: Loui', Lou, ' Preacher-man'.
Reason for nickname: Shortenings of 'Louis'; he's a priest.
Birth date: 30.10.74.

Physical appearance
Age: 35 (30 at death).
How old does he/she appear: 20-something-ish, maybe. Sometimes older.
Weight: 230-something or so.
Height: 7'1.
Body build: Slender, tall, some muscle (but not much).
Shape of face: Round Thin-ish, strong, though.
Eye color: Light brown.
Glasses or contacts: None.
Skin tone: Fairly pale.
Distinguishing marks: Birthmark on the underside of his upper left arm. Some scars.
Predominant features: Particularly bright, outstanding eyes. When hair isn't dyed, it's a rather noticeable colour. Height.
Hair color: Naturally a firey red. Dyed black.
Type of hair: Straight, thick.
Hairstyle: Short-ish, messied.
Voice: Thick Scottish accent, but charismatic and strong in tone.
Overall attractiveness: Depends on who you ask, but he's a fairly good-looking guy.
Physical disabilities: None.
Usual fashion of dress: Priest's clothes, otherwise something dark and 'dress-y'.
Favorite outfit: His custom priest uniform.
Jewelry or accessories: Crosses and rosaries, Bible, flask..

Traits
Optimist or pessimist? Preaches both sides, but mostly keeps an optimist's attitude.
Introvert or extrovert? Extrovert, though sometimes he does withdraw.
Daredevil or cautious? Cautious. He's brave, but not stupid.
Logical or emotional? Logical.
Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Methodical and neat.
Prefers working or relaxing? Working man.
Confident or unsure of himself/herself? Confident.
Animal lover? Yes. Not 'animal-crazy', but he's got a soft spot for 'em.

Favorites
Color: All reds, gold.
Least favorite color: None.
Music: Classical and opera, classic rock.
Food: German.
Literature: Any. Good or bad, he loves reading.
Form of entertainment: Reading, preaching, traveling.
Expressions: ...
Mode of transportation: Train, Walking.
Most prized possession: Bible and Rosary given to him by his father.

Habits
Hobbies: Reading, sermon-writing, playing with Dero.
Plays a musical instrument? Some guitar and piano.
Plays a sport? Nah.
How he/she would spend a rainy day: Writing sermons, going somewhere or doing something with Dero.
Spending habits: Smart with his money, spends very little.
Smokes: Sometimes will smoke a pipe or cigar, rarely.
Drinks: Yes.
Other drugs: None.
What does he/she do too much of? Work.
What does he/she do too little of? Care, maybe.
Extremely skilled at: Public-speaking, convincing, etc. Words.
Extremely unskilled at: 'Regular life', and sympathizing with others.
Nervous tics: Knuckle/joint popping, various facial twitchings.
Usual body posture: Straight, ';professional'.

Goals
Drives and motivations: His faith, his few friends.
Immediate goals: Survive another year - easy.
Long term goals: Eh, save the world?
How the character plans to accomplish these goals: Same as he's always done.
How other characters will be affected: They're on his side. Well, most of 'em are.

Personality
Good personality traits: Father/Uncle-type, understanding, strong faith.
Bad personality traits: Apathetic, some-what self-centered.
Mood character is most often in: Tired, serious, calm.
Sense of humor: Contrary to popular belief, he's got a pretty good one.
Character’s greatest joy in life: Dero, his faith, Nicholas, Damien.
Character’s greatest fear: Dealing with particular realities. His father.
Why? The man would rather not say.
What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? Loss of the four previously-listed joy.
Character is most at ease when: He's giving a sermon, or just in a church in general.
Most ill at ease when: He's dealing with himself.
Enraged when: People play stupid, Damien does something less than favourable.
Depressed or sad when: Faith lessens, Damien does something less than favourable.
Priorities: A certain kid or two.
Life philosophy: Just have a little faith.
If granted one wish, it would be: He's not sure right now.
Why? Because the man isn't sure?
Character’s soft spot: Dero, Nicholas.
Is this soft spot obvious to others? Yes, after a while.
Greatest strength: Faith.
Greatest vulnerability or weakness: His tendency to think in preference of himself or his beliefs.
Biggest regret: He has no regrets.
Biggest accomplishment: Dero.
Minor accomplishment: Building his church to what it is now, being a different man than his father (for the most part).
Minor regret: He has no regrets.
Past failures he/she would be embarrassed to have people know about: He'll keep those to himself. A bit too much pride.
Why? Too much pride, and as a priest/out of respect for his father, there's just somethings better left unsaid.
Character’s darkest secret: Same as above.
Does anyone else know? Dero, Maynard Haydred. Damien and Nicholas might, someday.

Self-perception
How he/she feels about himself/herself: Narcissistic tendencies, but won't admit it to himself. Otherwise, he's a pretty modest man.
One word the character would use to describe self: Apathetic.
One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: No.
What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? His powers of speech.
What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? Apathy.
What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? His hands, vocal chords.
What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? The features that show just how old and tired he really is.
How does the character think others perceive him/her: A wise man, a quiet man.
What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: He doesn't really like his hair colour, much.

Relationships with others
Opinion of other people in general: Untrusting of 'em, but he's willing to help.
Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? Not really.
Person character most hates: Oh, there are a few.
Best friend(s): Dero, Nicholas, Damien.
Love interest(s): Dero Schwartz.
Person character goes to for advice: God and the Heavens above, his 'higher-ups' (rarely), Nicholas.
Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: Dero.
Person character feels shy or awkward around: No one, really.
Person character openly admires: Christ, Nicholas.
Person character secretly admires: Father Maynard Haydred.
Most important person in character’s life before story starts: Dero.
After story starts: Dero, eventually Nicholas and Damien.

Past
Hometown: Edinburgh, Scotland.
Type of childhood: Good, fairly strict. He was a well-behaved and respectable child, so it made it all the more easier.
Pets: None.
First memory: Something involving the church or the country-side, probably.
Most important childhood memory: Figuring out his faith and where he 'belonged' in it.
Why: It helped to shape him into who he is now.
Childhood hero: His father.
Dream job: Priest.
Education: Full. Most of it was home-schooling, though.
Religion: Catholic, with openness to some Christian ideals.
Finances: It's an odd situation.

Present
Current location: Scotland.
Currently living with: Dero, sometimes Nicholas and Damien.
Pets: None, unless you count 'Black Dog' or Damien's old mutt.
Religion: Catholic, with openness to some Christian ideals.
Occupation: Priest.
Finances: It's an odd situation.

Family
Mother: Marie Haydred (deceased).
Relationship with her/him: Very good, what little he could build from only two years of really knowing her.
Father: Maynard Haydred.
Relationship with him: ..It's an odd situation. 'Love/hate', perhaps.
Siblings: None.
Relationship with them: None.
Spouse: Closest thing to a 'spouse' is Dero.
Relationship with him/her: Loving, protective..
Children: None. Well..
Relationship with them: None.
Other important family members: None.

Kids Stuck At Home Today.

Mon Dec 21, 2009, 8:27 AM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Clutch.
  • Reading: Moon Dance.
  • Watching: 'Venture Bros.'.
  • Playing: Redge.
  • Eating: Viscera and Lungs.
  • Drinking: Liquid Uranium.
Happy Birthday and Holiday to you, Damien. 866, my dear Captain. (:
Much Love,
-D.

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